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| Don't take up a triple-dog dare |
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| Be sure your star points straight, and always buy your fuses by the gross |
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| Revel in the triumph of your Major Award |
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| Don't be scared of Santa or his jolly elves |
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| Strive for your dreams |
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| Do something different for Christmas, like going out to eat |
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| Don't say the F- - - word and end up with a soap-poisoning disability |
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| Don't break your glasses |
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| Don't EVER let your friends see you like this |
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| Don't shoot your eye out |
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| And be sure to drink your Ovaltine |
Happy Holidays.
